Delhi, the city is Expressible

DELHI as they say Dil walo ki, but along with their big heart we often see many different creatures here who always trying to prove their point of existence. Apart from Delhi’s famous history theirs a mystery around these types of people, which I am trying to unfold. (Hope will be able to justify as per their expectations)

However, if you know any other type apart from the one listed below then please keep it with you, as it must have been you who is contributing towards that type of people… Mind it!!

Tu Jaanta nahi hai mera baap kaun hai

The reason for putting this at the top is we people have grown up hearing this famous phrase as if our whole life cycle is circled around this. Starting from our school days in Delhi when fellow classmates used to say this very often, to the younger age when we listen to this stuff during college life. Don’t know whether they are seriously asking us. How the hell does someone know who is your Goddamn father!!

Itni Mehngai ho gayi hai type

Walking through a market, on a busy road in Delhi, or even in a mall, you often see such people talking about this so-called hot topic. They consider this even hotter than discussing Sunny Leone’s debut movie. But after getting free ka dhaniya along with vegetables, extra chatni with Momos or be it extra gol gappe ka paani.. they feel proud with a sigh of relief during the entire course of “Mehangai”

Staring type

These people are very good at staring. Just a glimpse of a Girl is enough to provide their “Dil ko Thandak”. They kept on staring till the girl is not disappeared from their eyes, sometimes I wonder if they are actually behaving like a responsible citizen helping girls to drop to their destination with just their eyes only. Don’t know if is this a kind of neck exercise also.

Loud music type

Be it any Shaadi, Function, get-together or who cares about the occasion, these people just play music as louder as they can. Yo Yo and Mika are among their favorites. Doesn’t matter what the lyrics are, but when you stare at them they pretend to be the music composer of the song and behave like they have graduated in this field only.

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Thoda sa sarakna type

Next time if someone asks you to move a little, even though 5 people are sitting in a place meant for 3 only then.. Yes, you are in Delhi!! These creatures are mostly found in Metro these days. Wondering whether Besharam movie was titled after considering these people in mind.

Latest Bollywood trend type

These types of Delhiites are very good in the latest Tadka trend. Salman ke hairstyle se lekar Aamir ke Six packs you just ask they delivered. Even the damn pizza takes half an hour to deliver, but for them, a trailer is enough to start staring themselves in the mirror and imagining to be one of them. I wonder whether they ever tried the trend of Horror flicks.. Just an idea!!

Jugaadu Type

Last but not least my personal favorites.. Jugaadu-type people. These types of Delhi people are best in whatever they do, bachpan se he without even being told they are performing exceptionally well. Master ki fatkaar se lekar.. Police ke pyaar tak.. they know how to apply the Jugaad factor to escape. Whether it’s a broken table or a broken heart the only thing that can fix it is “Jugaad”.

..& now as you have finished reading this, please don’t try to judge yourself under which category you fall. Just accept the fact that somewhere down the line we all sharing our piece of contribution to make this list bigger and better.

Feel Proud! 🙂